The postscript takes it over the top

A koan on coming out:

Before coming out, buy OJ and go to class. After coming out, buy OJ and go to class.

 

Change

With my wife and child off to the airport, I’m looking forward to going home this evening, putting on an educational podcast, washing dishes, and doing laundry. How’d I become so responsible?

Honesty

“What do you really love about your dad?”

“Sometimes he’s not grumpy.”